March 2012
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itseasytoremember asked: if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be. ALSO ideal guy
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Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know...
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Just crying because I’ve realised how selfish I’ve been for the past six months. People are bullied every day, people lose loved ones, people hurt themselves because they think that no one is listening. And I’ve just moved away from home, at least I get to still see them every so often.
I just want all my followers to know that my ask box is always open, always. I will never...
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Don’t laugh at me, Don’t call me names, Don’t get your pleasure from my pain.
Today is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if... →
Reblog if you actually like reading.
s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d:
grewupwithharrypotter:
gloriousmellark:
Every. Damn. Time.
Me: My period is late.
Mom: ARE YOU PREGNANT?
Me: Yes. I'm a virgin and I'm pregnant.
Mom:
Me: Call the Pope, I'm carrying the next baby jesus.
Mom:
Me: Seems legit for me.
hopedontmatter:
queerditch:
i love to pop and lock and jam and break
is that even legal?
Reblog if you kept your ticket to Harry Potter and...
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When you see your friend and their crush together →
10knotes:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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I swear every girl has mastered the art of walking around on their heels while they have toe separators in.
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Lea Michsim and Cory Monsim are dating.
simgm:
That’s right. The two Glee stars are dating! It’s been confirmed by everybody, but the actors themselves so, it must be true! We don’t have proof, pictures, or any solid evidence BUT we have insiders that we swear we didn’t make up just for the sake of this article’s publicity.
“Yeah, they’re dating. I’m an insider. Trust me.” One insider said.
Another insider gave us the dirty...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
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A woman inside with the pain that she hides. It’s easy to see, Her eyes turn green when she cries.
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap...
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Listening to the Josh Abbott Band and I’ve found the song that describes me and the song I hope someone will relate to me one day. WHY HAVEN’T I LISTENED TO THEM BEFORE?
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
